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Today, I met this really nice guy at the mall and he gave me his number. Later that night, I texted him. We got on the subject of food, and I started talking about how much I love veal. He responded with saying I was supporting animal murder, that I should go to hell and lose his number. FML

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On 05/30/2009 at 11:34pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Well, I mean, it's not the most politically correct meat on the planet. It seems he may be a vegetarian.
You should probably lose his number anyway. I mean, you met him at the mall.

#3 - On 05/31/2009 at 4:00am by WhySoSassy

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Wow, well if hes going to be like that for not being vegan, not worth your time. I'm vegetarian myself but I realize it's not for everyone.

#4 - On 05/31/2009 at 4:01am by rukiafujioka

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