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Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML


I agree, your life sucks (152331) - you deserved it (7160)

On 03/08/2009 at 12:33am - love - by Brad (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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Oh poor thing I'm sorry.
But at least you knew how she felt before you actually proposed.

#1 - On 03/08/2009 at 10:10am by Mistress_Puppy

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At least this happened instead of her cheating on you with this guy down the road, leading to a long and painful divorce.

#7 - On 03/08/2009 at 10:25am by Esperantist

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