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Today, I went to a "party" with the boy whom I am interested in. It was the first time I met his friends. Turns out he and all his friends are hardcore Christians who don't drink and are celibate. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23580) - you deserved it (10771)

On 01/23/2009 at 8:03pm - love - by Durrrrrr - Canada (Ontario)

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...I'm so confused. You seem disappointed! As if you believe that alcohol and sex are what make a person interesting or something like that.

If that's what you wanted, then you should have just bought a dildo and a six-pack.

#16 - On 02/28/2009 at 11:50pm by MacFluffers

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whats wrong with not drinking?

#11 - On 02/20/2009 at 12:57am by zarco51

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