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Today, I felt left out that all my friends are getting married or have great relationships and my boyfriend won't commit. I made a facebook up and pretended to talk with this really cute guy I made up. Today, I found out that my boyfriend is gay... he started hitting on my made up facebook guy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58294) - you deserved it (19061)

On 05/27/2009 at 12:06am - love - by sounfair90 (woman) - United States (Alabama)

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You deserve that and more for trying to make him jealous like that. Even if he was straight, he'd be 100% right to not commit to someone as insecure and manipulative as you.

#5 - On 05/27/2009 at 6:11am by Nofuckyourlife

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well... now you can confront him and be like "sooo.... when were you going to come out of the closet?"
but seriously FYL for having to make a fake account to try and make him jealous

#4 - On 05/27/2009 at 6:08am by R3TH0R

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