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Today, I invited this guy I fooled around with over to "hang out". He's "en route", so I start to make my bed only to find my cat thought this was the best time to tell me she's sick by throwing up in my bed. I only have one set of linen. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16166) - you deserved it (5852)

On 01/23/2009 at 10:12am - love - by LC - United States (Pennsylvania)

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I think you're suffering from a lack of creativity. Even the floor works just fine. ;)

#4 - On 02/10/2009 at 12:50pm by Haelous

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Today, I was chilling on this bed in my house, when this dumb slutty chick wanted me to move so she could bang some random dude. So I threw up all over her bed! FHL

#14 - On 03/29/2009 at 4:48pm by will90

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