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Today, I invited this guy I fooled around with over to "hang out". He's "en route", so I start to make my bed only to find my cat thought this was the best time to tell me she's sick by throwing up in my bed. I only have one set of linen. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10504) - you deserved it (4032)

On 01/23/2009 at 10:12am - love - by LC - United States (Pennsylvania)

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This is why man made couches. Trust me, you could screw him on a bean bag and he wouldn't care.

#2 - On 02/03/2009 at 7:55pm by usefulidiot

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I think you're suffering from a lack of creativity. Even the floor works just fine. ;)

#4 - On 02/10/2009 at 12:50pm by Haelous

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