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Today, I thought I'd finally make a step towards getting over my ex-fiance by flirting with a cute waiter. I left him a note on the bill. He comes back, says "which one of you is [name]?" and leans down close to me to say, "Thanks for your note, but your card was declined." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38524) - you deserved it (5456)

On 05/23/2009 at 2:43am - love - by Mel (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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