Today, my mother and I were watching a movie. She got up to go to bed, and I blurted out, "Please don't leave me." Her response: "You really need a boyfriend." FML
by shrek / 08/29/2016 at 6:26am / United States (Tennessee) / Love
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They say that one is the loneliest number, until you realize how shit some people out there can be.
#2 - On 08/30/2016 at 2:54am by StormfrontX33
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Perfectly acceptable exclamation if it was a horror film.
#1 - On 08/30/2016 at 2:52am by Lilo4life
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