Today, I decided to finally talk to my crush. I said "hello" to which he replied "first, dye your hair blonde and grow some boobs, then we can talk business." FML

by Brunette, small breasts / 07/24/2016 at 2:51pm / Romania (Giurgiu) / Love

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  • What an ass. Sounds like you dodged a bullet there.

    #1 - On 07/25/2016 at 6:23am by kelciimackk

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  • You are so lucky! Now you know what he is all about and you can avoid him. If someone is just after appearance, they will always find something that needs to be fixed.

    The ones I feel sorry for are the blondes with a full bust. He might be nice around them at first so they may not realize what an asshole he is!

    #2 - On 07/25/2016 at 6:25am by Teacherjen

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