Love: Today, after over six months of planning, and less than 2 months... - FML

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By amethyst0205 - 19/05/2016 01:12 - United States - Elizabethtown

Today, after over six months of planning, and less than 2 months to go, my fiance tells me that he DOESN'T want to get married... FML

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ChristinePi 36

Friday 20 May 2016 10:01

Sorry OP but better now then later. Divorces are expensive from what I've heard.

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ChristinePi 36

Friday 20 May 2016 10:01

Sorry OP but better now then later. Divorces are expensive from what I've heard.

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