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By fuckyou6969 - 28/04/2016 16:23 - United States - Naperville

Today, I was smashing my lover and as soon I was about to nut, I tried to pull out but I stubbed my toe on the bed frame. I was not able to get out and time. Safe to say, I will most likely be buying diapers in the near future. FML
I agree, your life sucks 148
You deserved it 204

Top comments

tarlax 11

God damn, the stench of virginity on this one almost put me into a coma.

CoffeeChickBlows 13

Only thing this OP was "smashing" is a hole he cut in one of his plush toys.

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lone_ninja 16

Might your name be "Nigel Thornberry"?

Not so fast.. you.. err.. she could have a miscarriage!

tarlax 11

God damn, the stench of virginity on this one almost put me into a coma.

CoffeeChickBlows 13

Only thing this OP was "smashing" is a hole he cut in one of his plush toys.

countryb_cth 38

Does no one know about the pill Plan B. Or maybe to avoid this insident a condom. Which btw are much cheaper than diapers.

1.) Plan B 2.) Adoption 3.) Abortion if that's something you're okay with Wrap it before you tap it next time though.

Sir_Cow 17

Body pillow can't get pregnant.

Get the morning after pill NOW. It works for 2-3 days but the longer you wait the less effective it can be. Good luck op

Pulling out would not have prevented pregnancy anyway. And smashing? Really?