Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I said I wouldn't find her attractive in 20 years. What I actually said was that I wouldn't sleep with her mother now, who happens to be 20 years older than her. FML

by Shelling Ford / 08/25/2015 at 7:55am / Germany (Bayern) / Love

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  • What the hell even brought up that conversation?

    #1 - On 08/25/2015 at 7:25pm by Steve97

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  • Am I the only one who doesn't quite understand the wording? Like, I get what is being said. But, yeah.

    #4 - On 08/25/2015 at 7:26pm by DumbWater

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