Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML

by cuckoo / 08/21/2015 at 11:59pm / United States (Alabama) / Love

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  • I think that's a win if she can't take a joke

    #1 - On 08/22/2015 at 3:40pm by XandraHart

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  • She should learn to take a joke, it's friends like those you want to keep and girlfriends like her who you're better without!

    #3 - On 08/22/2015 at 3:41pm by cOOkiEzRgOOd

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