Today, my love life is so pathetic that when I got a sample of cologne in the mail, I kept sniffing it just to remind myself what a guy smells like. FML

by so_this_is_me / 08/13/2015 at 1:12pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love

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  • Smell random strangers on the bus/subway and when they ask what you're doing stare them straight in the eyes and take the biggest breath possible without breaking eye contact and slowly back away while whispering, "you smell different when you're awake..."

    #5 - On 08/13/2015 at 7:25pm by spursunited

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  • I don't blame you. Guy's cologne smells absolutely incredible if it's the good kind.

    #3 - On 08/13/2015 at 7:23pm by SauceySarah

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