Today, I asked the man of my dreams out on a date. His response: "I'd rather eat my own balls." FML
by fuck you / 04/26/2015 at 4:19am / United Kingdom (Sheffield) / Love
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"Not if I eat them first!!"
Yeah, no, that'd be weird nevermind.
#9 - On 04/26/2015 at 6:30pm by nonsensical
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That is not nice, your better off without him
#1 - On 04/26/2015 at 6:24pm by spamhands1
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