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Today, I spent 3 hours making a birthday card for my boyfriend, delicately cutting each letter out of printed coloured paper. He used it as a coffee coaster. FML


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On 05/21/2009 at 5:11am - love - by astraboy (man) - Australia (Queensland)

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When someone does that kind of shit with stuff I make, I stop caring about getting them anything special. Next time just grab a card and sign it, since he doesn't seem to care.

By the way, don't print out colored paper just to cut out. Go out and buy construction paper, it's cheaper.

#8 - On 05/21/2009 at 12:43pm by foolsangel

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What a jerk. Even if he's not into the sentimentality of cards or whatever, he should at least show some appreciation for you and your effort.

#16 - On 05/21/2009 at 12:55pm by deaditegirl

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