Today, both my female flatmate and my gay male flatmate have got their boyfriends round. They've both stuck 'Do Not Disturb' signs on their bedroom doors and are both playing music which doesn't quite muffle the sounds of what they're up to. I haven't had a date in over six months. FML

by fukinlonely / 01/12/2015 at 7:53am / United Kingdom / Love

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  • I think now would be a good time to go out for a stroll or a cup of coffee..

    #3 - On 01/12/2015 at 11:42am by BBeffedmylife

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  • Better go get a hobby.

    #5 - On 01/12/2015 at 11:44am by Nolimit2217

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