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Today, I made chicken noodle soup for the girl I've been seeing to help her get over her cold. From scratch. Everything fresh save for the canned chicken stock. It took an hour in preparation and half an hour to take the bus to her place. Her first words? The celery's not cooked enough. FML

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On 05/20/2009 at 9:50pm - love - by chickennoodlesoup (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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Awww.. you're so sweet :). That girl doesn't deserve you...you sound like you have awesome boyfriend potential and I hope you find someone who really appreciates what you do for them.

#3 - On 05/21/2009 at 3:30am by uneekfreak16

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Oh, she's probably just sick and cranky.

#1 - On 05/21/2009 at 3:29am by christoper

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