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Today, I made chicken noodle soup for the girl I've been seeing to help her get over her cold. From scratch. Everything fresh save for the canned chicken stock. It took an hour in preparation and half an hour to take the bus to her place. Her first words? The celery's not cooked enough. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46062) - you deserved it (5699)

On 05/20/2009 at 9:50pm - love - by chickennoodlesoup (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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Awww.. you're so sweet :). That girl doesn't deserve sound like you have awesome boyfriend potential and I hope you find someone who really appreciates what you do for them.

#3 - On 05/21/2009 at 3:30am by uneekfreak16

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Give the guy a break, the point is that he did something thoughtful for his girlfriend, and crunchy celery is not the end of the world. She should have thanked her lucky stars that her boyfriend wasn't going over there to ask for a blow job or something, even though she was sick.

Let's look at this from two perspectives.
1) If he hadn't undercooked the celery, she probably would have found fault with something else. FHL
2) He chose his girlfriend, but it's not like he knew every single aspect of her personality. How could he have known that ungrateful is another one of her traits, until she showed him? FHL

So, either way. FHL!

#8 - On 05/21/2009 at 3:47am by leili

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