Today, I got more pleasure from itching the bed bug bites from sleeping over at my boyfriend's house than I got from actually sleeping with him. FML

by Itchy Missy / 09/09/2014 at 11:38pm / United States (Colorado) / Love

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  • erm, if hes actually got bed bugs, you should really have him take care of that...unless you want to bring them home with you :S jussayin. they're tough little bastards.

    #4 - On 09/10/2014 at 4:41am by Kalipczo

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  • Well that's just...sad

    #1 - On 09/10/2014 at 4:38am by DaMann360

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