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Today, I talked to a girl I like. I tried to make her jealous by telling her I had a "thing" going with another girl. She looked deeply into my eyes and said, "Wait, aren't you gay?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39251) - you deserved it (14882)

On 08/21/2014 at 11:37am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

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serves you right. mind games aren't cool

#1 - On 08/21/2014 at 12:47pm by foxwasalamb

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Tying to make her jealous is not how to win over a girl!

#4 - On 08/21/2014 at 12:49pm by wtfidkwtp

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