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Today, I happily announced that I'm getting married. My dad immediately shot back, "And I'm getting E.D., who gives a damn?" Just when I thought he was joking, he muttered that "the bitch" will take everything in our divorce. Moment ruined. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34152) - you deserved it (2745)

On 08/12/2014 at 1:55pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Tennessee)

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Damn, that sucks. Sorry Op! Congrats on the engagement though :)

#1 - On 08/12/2014 at 4:51pm by kaylamarriee

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thats just rude

#2 - On 08/12/2014 at 4:51pm by thatoneninjadude

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