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Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted me to get him some take out. He responded with, "I think we should see other people. Uh, chicken please." FML


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On 08/02/2014 at 1:35am - love - by bertiebeth - Australia (New South Wales)

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I guess he'll be seeing only one type of breast from now on.

#3 - On 08/02/2014 at 5:04pm by FMLkoala

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Chicken yeah.. too chicken to even be mature about breaking up or taking a break with you... FYL OP

#1 - On 08/02/2014 at 5:03pm by WhoopteDo

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