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Today, I came home early, only to hear a mad scramble in the living room. I found my now ex-girlfriend and best friend in there, sweaty and in their underwear. The idiot actually had the balls to claim he was teaching her how to do push-ups. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53573) - you deserved it (3823)

On 07/16/2014 at 4:09pm - love - by betrayed (man) - United States (Oregon)

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What a douchebag and shitty friend

#1 - On 07/16/2014 at 7:00pm by cyttex

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They had nowhere better to go than your apartment? Time for new friends, a new girlfriend, and new locks OP.

#3 - On 07/16/2014 at 7:00pm by HairyPunisher

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