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Today, my mother-in-law confessed that for the longest time, she had fantasies about killing me for "ruining" her daughter's life, basically because I'm not wealthy enough for my mother-in-law's standards. She made sure to let me know the situation hasn't changed at all. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43598) - you deserved it (3615)

On 06/04/2014 at 10:34am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

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That'll make for interesting conversation at Christmas dinner… FYL OP

#2 - On 06/04/2014 at 3:12pm by reggie_k_dwight

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Just smile at her. It will probably piss her off more than anything you say, and can't be used against you in a "do you know what he said to me" sort of way.

#4 - On 06/04/2014 at 3:13pm by rieebee

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