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Today, I decided to surprise my girlfriend and sent her an Edible Arrangement. When she called to tell me she had gotten it, she was more excited about the cute boy who delivered it than she was about the fruit bouquet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48238) - you deserved it (3568)

On 05/20/2009 at 4:01pm - love - by edible (man) - United States (Florida)

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Sound's like something my ex would do. But this OFFICIALLY allows you to check out other girls :D If she bitches, remind her of this.

#9 - On 05/20/2009 at 8:24pm by gvschmidt94

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YDI for getting a company that has cuter delivery guys than you.

That's the only possible explanation for someone putting YDI.

FYL.

#5 - On 05/20/2009 at 8:12pm by Thassodar

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