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Today, I got a Facebook message from a cute guy I used to work with. He admitted to liking me and when I asked why we never hung out he admitted that my dad, his boss at the time, threatened every guy I have ever worked with. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48394) - you deserved it (3781)

On 04/15/2014 at 10:01am - love - by cricha4208 - United States (Missouri)

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Awesome dad

#1 - On 04/15/2014 at 1:15pm by ian3866

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At least daddy loves you, he just doesn't want you to get hurt.

#4 - On 04/15/2014 at 1:17pm by IllestRated

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