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Today, I met a really nice girl at a club, and we went back to my place. I was finally going to lose my virginity, but just as she started kissing me, I panicked and ended up fainting. When I came to, I was still clothed, and she was long gone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38766) - you deserved it (11613)

On 04/04/2014 at 7:20pm - love - by ohai ur hawt, wanna fuzzzZzZZzzZzz (man) - Mexico (Distrito Federal)

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well, at least you tried. A for effort

#1 - On 04/04/2014 at 10:55pm by lemon_lime741

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Your first time shouldn't be with a stranger... Good luck!

#5 - On 04/04/2014 at 10:56pm by 10showgirl

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