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Today, my boyfriend gave me a teddy bear. I thought it was a sweet thing to do, until I saw him open a slit in its back while visiting later in the day and removing a bag of weed. He gave me a teddy bear just so he could smuggle drugs past my parents. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43632) - you deserved it (6015)

On 02/03/2014 at 4:29pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Suffolk)

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Ingenious! If only that kind of creativity could be used for something more productive..

#2 - On 02/03/2014 at 7:08pm by SundayNightSix

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Well, if you need a silver lining, your boyfriend is a problem solver. It's a good quality!

#4 - On 02/03/2014 at 7:10pm by chocolatefrog28

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