Today, my boyfriend proposed: he told me the feeling he gets from being in love with me is the best feeling in the world, even better than the feeling he gets when he poops. FML
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Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
Today, I reached a new level of commitment in my relationship with my boyfriend. This happened when he pooped on the side of the road beside my truck, while talking and making eye contact with me while wiping. FML
Today, my boyfriend of over a year finally told me he loved me. This revelation was quickly followed by "at least, I think this is how people feel when they say that." FML
Today, I witnessed my boyfriend taking a dump in the litter box. He said he wanted to know what it felt like for the cat. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he feels empty inside when I'm not in the kitchen. This is the most romantic thing he has said to me in the past two years. FML
Today, as I listened to the guy I've been seeing pour his heart out to me, all I could think about was how much I needed to poop. FML
Today, my boyfriend of six months said he wanted to take our relationship one step further. I thought he was going to ask me to move in. He meant he wanted to fart in front of me. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he loved me for the first time in a way I'll never forget. In fact, his exact words were, "You're not the only one that I love." FML
Today, this girl I like just told me a funny story about her pooping adventures. We shared a laugh and she told me "I could never say that to my boyfriend, but I can to you. I don't know, it's like the uglier the boy, the more comfortable I am with him." FML
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killuhand 12
now that's love.
ThirstyGrunt 6
Not really something to be upset about, lady.
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killuhand 12
now that's love.
safaeita 32
Yep lady, you got a great lover there, maybe not so good in his choice of words, but hey at least he's honest
JMichael 25
That's probably the most romantic thing I've ever read.
girlrome 19
Rare experiences are better appreciated experiences. I bet he's constipated!
Enslaved 36
Who says romance is dead? Just think, every time he farts-- it's his booty hole whispering "I love you!"
Kamon97 23
This is the most romantic FML I've ever read!
fortune789 17
His love for you is like diarrhea... He just can't hold it in.
expectcriticism 13
Being compared to poop is the greatest honor any person can have. You're a lucky gal
xx000o 27
How could you say no to a good poop?
TheCanucklehead 22
Diwn
zomgbies 17
I've got to say, when you gotta poo really bad. It's incredibly satisfying to release it. But it does suck that he used that sensation for engagement purposes.
ThirstyGrunt 6
Not really something to be upset about, lady.
killuhand 12
yeah, Lady.
theaaxis 27
I would think it was the "ruining the mood" that ticked her off. I'm pretty easygoing myself, but that's a pretty immature. x)
klorehore 24
haha, nah, I think it's kind of funny, wouldn't have bothered me at all :) sounds like he loves you a whole bunch, getting upset cause he didn't sugercoat it enough for you is a little drastic :)
illinoiscentral 16
I agree, I read somewhere that some MRIs or whatever have shown that the nice feeling you get when you drop a load is second best only to an ******. So basically, the boyfriend was just describing it more precisely than the usual "loving you is GREAT". I mean, sure, it's not something you'd write in a poem, but come on. He probably isn't watching his tongue at all times, because he feels relaxed and well in his most intimate relationship, which is with his gf. At least there's a good chance he was being honest and not just using some empty sweet words that we've all seen so, so many times ("you complete me", anyone?)
TheTedster 15
That's pretty SHITTY! Anyone else? No.....? Ok.
ThatFancyPenn 18
There's always that one person...
BradyButts93 13
The amount of times this pun has been used is too damn high!
SgtAssCheeks 21
If I had a nickel for every time I read that horrendous pun, I could buy a Porshe.
FangirlingAlways 14
Only a Porshe? I could buy a mansion with that money!
Lindz2817 10
No. No one else.
Rainhawk94 27
#3 you deserve the deserve the firing squad
KSer4lifeee 8
when will people learn?
\ 28
#45 - It should be "number of times," not "amount of times." "Amount" is used for something you can't easily measure, like light or air. Grammar Bog.
asapp78 16
Aww, now that's true love!
caohm 18
he loves you more than the extreme sudden relief from his bowels. Now that's halmark card love right there.
kennie999 5
ahaha they really should put that on a hallmark card lmao
sunnyray812 42
Well, anyone would hope so.
ironmany_fml 23
at least he is being honest...
claubea11 14
He's got some poetry going on :)
mustangbravo 27
I guess he meant well, and I would concentrate on that. Even though it kind of killed the memory of what should have been a very sweet moment.
ShadowGhost 16
That's a unique compliment
sharkyisback 9
So what's wrong with that? he's in love with you. Sounds like a great story to tell your kids doesn't?
HelloooooNurse 20
That was beautiful. *Tear*