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Today, I asked my mum when she gets the urge to smoke. The answer I was looking for was "after I eat" or maybe even "when I'm tired". What I got was "every second since you were born". FML


I agree, your life sucks (44677) - you deserved it (5474)

On 01/09/2014 at 11:01am - love - by BornToBeABurden (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

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What's with the string of nasty parents we've been getting? If you don't want kids, don't have them!

#3 - On 01/09/2014 at 5:36pm by drewflav

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Sorry OP. Maybe she stopped for her pregnancy and craved it immediately after. Or is lamenting the way her body changed.

#1 - On 01/09/2014 at 5:33pm by buckeyed

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