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Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44982) - you deserved it (7962)

On 01/04/2014 at 12:25am - love - by ... - United States

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Just breaking the ice

#1 - On 01/04/2014 at 6:29am by Maddiiee3011

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This is why you always keep an eye on your phone if you have shitty friends or relatives around

#2 - On 01/04/2014 at 6:29am by RarityRoyale

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