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Today, I met my girlfriend's father for the first time. The first thing he did was show me a bullet, then he basically said that if I don't submit to his daughter's every whim, that bullet will end my life. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38690) - you deserved it (4341)

On 12/31/2013 at 3:57pm - love - by thisisavirus.exe (man) - United States (Oregon)

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And thats the reason there is 911 and life crisis hotlines

#1 - On 12/31/2013 at 6:30pm by bjhhjh

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You are now the bitch of the relationship :)

#5 - On 12/31/2013 at 6:32pm by totallybananas

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