Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her birthday is tomorrow so she sent her new boyfriend to pick up her birthday present. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Movie night
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
Sabotage
Today, my girlfriend’s friend decided she wanted to tell her that I was flirting with other girls, just so we would break up. It worked. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML
Adding insult to injury
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML
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Dt33345 13
Well someone's a bitch.
iAlissa 34
Your ex girlfriend is absolutely pathetic.
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Dt33345 13
Well someone's a bitch.
TheOnlyMizLiv 22
**** her.
EternalTime 7
27, I don't think he will have that opportunity anymore
TheOnlyMizLiv 22
Not like, literally though. That's rape.
Axipiter 24
Only if she says "no"!
Palirose 22
Honestly, if OPs ex couldn't handle the situation like a real woman and do it her self in person and have respect. OP is better some other guy deal with that immature girl. OP can now go and find someone who will respect him and handle these kind of situations like an adult.
Kuro_Kamen 12
#1 & 45 exactly what I was thinking.
abbymackenziee 20
Well she's not good enough for you if she doesn't have the maturity to even break up with you. In person. Sorry OP!
HelloooooNurse 20
She made someone HER bitch!
Somuchart 3
Does she still wanna be friends?
arodven 18
Is she 12 or something? That is a really immature thing for her to do. I'm sure you'll find someone better OP.
incoherentrmblr 21
I feel bad for the other guy. F**k his life. As for you OP, you're better off w/o her...
arinmon 5
can't anyone be anymore creative than "bitch"? I don't disagree with you but it's so ugly to see that on every page of this site.
B5B0N35 18
How sad
\ 28
If OP's girlfriend is insecure enough to do that... It becomes painfully obvious who wears the pants in that relationship.
StillUsesMyspace 22
I agree, this is the only scenario I've heard of where a text would have been a better alternative.
iAlissa 34
Your ex girlfriend is absolutely pathetic.
ChevyRedneck85 13
So is her new boyfriend for even agreeing to do that
kurodansei 16
does your boyfriend have some strange shoe foot fixation?
Tdrizzzzzly 19
34, he's already whipped by her.
MixedGurl97 10
what a heartless bitch... you deserve better!
Arrow44 10
Doesn't that other boyfriend deserve better too? It's an FML for both guys
KawaiiCupcake 14
Clearly op's ex doesn't take relationship seriously by switching guys so easily. Sounds like she was in it just for sex. People like that make me wanna facepalm against the wall -_-
gidgiddonihah 11
The guy who would actually break up a relationship like that is a dumbass and doesn't deserve anyone. Don't feel bad for him one bit. Wouldn't ever date someone who acted like this. Sorry OP, you'll find someone better.
alycion 38
That or he's so desperate he will do whatever he's told to make someone like him. She's probably only using him to get out of this relationship and will send someone to his door when she moves on.
IllestRated 17
You don't need that bitch OP, plenty of others.
PenguinBitch 43
Plenty of other bitches?
greeneyebeauty9 28
You should be happy it happened sooner than later. It would have hurt more later than now. Think of it as a Christmas blessing!
electricshock19 12
Hold him hostage.
annie_nk 22
You're off the hook. That poor guy is dating that bitch now. You're a free man!
eddeeezzyy 19
Exactly, and chances are she'll do the same thing to her new boyfriend.
JesterJosh 5
I was thinking along those lines too except I would've messed with him. Say something like, "Yeah I had to say the same thing to the guy before me." That'll make him rethink his choices.
Zelphoric 25
"enjoy the leftovers"
carelessxdanger 9
reeeeal classy.
G_bear24 9
I feel bad for the new guy just as much as I do for you. :/
greeneyebeauty9 28
I don't. The new guy should know something is up if she's asking him favors like that..