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Today, I misplaced my phone at small house party. I found it later, but not before being called a sick bastard by my crush. It seems one of my "friends" sent her a cock pic with my phone, and now she wants nothing to do with me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38377) - you deserved it (4182)

On 12/12/2013 at 4:01pm - love - by spastic hardon (man) - Australia (Victoria)

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What a dick move by your friend... ba dum tiss!

#1 - On 12/12/2013 at 9:05pm by asapp78

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Perhaps keep better track of your personal belongings. And maybe find better "friends."

#3 - On 12/12/2013 at 9:06pm by iAlissa

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