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Today, while trying to break up with my girlfriend, I somehow ended up begging her not to break up with me. I'm still not sure how that happened. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40380) - you deserved it (20427)

On 12/10/2013 at 6:38pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Bangladesh

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Just get it over with already. Seriously, you sound like a character from a bad sitcom.

#2 - On 12/11/2013 at 1:38am by NeatNit

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She's a wizard Harry!

#8 - On 12/11/2013 at 1:40am by HitTheRoadJacK3

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