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Today, my wife made a system where I earn gaming time by either giving her money or doing her favors. Now whenever I use my phone, she accuses me of "secretly playing Xbox games" and gets pissed at me. I'm 28 years old. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41807) - you deserved it (8925)

On 12/10/2013 at 1:04pm - love - by Somerandomguy64 (man) - United States (New York)

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Did she also make a sex rewards chart?

#1 - On 12/10/2013 at 5:29pm by SHAMUS_the_WITTY

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Fuck her, she doesn't own you. Do what you want.

#7 - On 12/10/2013 at 5:31pm by UberNova

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