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Today, my boyfriend bought a onesie. He sleeps in it, goes out in it and won't take it off, not even for sex. FML

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Wow, I didn't think I would get published. Let me clear some things up:)
-My boyfriend and my brother-in-law are best friends and bought onesies together. They have been wearing them all night and day. They are a bit crazy, but fun.
-My boy works outside in snow, so that's why he wore it to work.
-It's also below zero where I live so it's cold at night, hence the bed wearing.
-The sex however... Well, there is basically a slit in the back and buttons in the front. He thought it was hilarious, but it won't be happening again.
I guess it's just something that he wanted to try and I love him so I did it. Oh, and it doesn't smell.. Yet. ;)

#28 - On 12/08/2013 at 9:28pm by BabeWithBrains

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It must smell horrible. Hopefully his sense of smell will solve this problem for you.

#1 - On 12/08/2013 at 8:54pm by Nyx

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