Today, my boyfriend bought a onesie. He sleeps in it, goes out in it and won't take it off, not even for sex. FML
BabeWithBrains tells us more.
Wow, I didn't think I would get published. Let me clear some things up:) -My boyfriend and my brother-in-law are best friends and bought onesies together. They have been wearing them all night and day. They are a bit crazy, but fun. -My boy works outside in snow, so that's why he wore it to work. -It's also below zero where I live so it's cold at night, hence the bed wearing. -The sex however... Well, there is basically a slit in the back and buttons in the front. He thought it was hilarious, but it won't be happening again. I guess it's just something that he wanted to try and I love him so I did it. Oh, and it doesn't smell.. Yet. ;)
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Nyx_fml 23
I guess now no one can tell you "pics or it didn't happen".
Korra_fml 23
well, as far as the smelling issue... why doesnt he get a couple more, and he can cycle through them so they can get washed.
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Comments (151)
Nyx_fml 23
It must smell horrible. Hopefully his sense of smell will solve this problem for you.
cheshirecat13242 32
Clearly OP isn't talking about an ordinary onesie. It's the best onesie in the world!!
littlekellilee 45
If he doesn't ever take it off, the he keeps it on for showers too.
Gangsterrface 10
Only if he showers.
\ 28
If it's a giraffe onesie, I'd be concerned. A previous FML had the same predicament.
bubblyhayley 16
just undo the zip if he wears it for sex.. it will trap his little fella in it mid sesh... problem solved!! (from experience) :0
spoo 24
Where does one get adult onesie???? I just found my new favorite article :)
swaggalikethat 22
If he keeps the onesie on at all times, it helps seal in the flavor. Besides, if it's the superman onesie from Target, who could blame him? You see, it comes with an actual cape.
booboohoney 12
How do you even have sex in a onesie?! Is there an opening down there?!
SamCat 21
Some have them on the butt. I don't know about the front though o_O
BlueFlatts 20
My understanding is that he's not getting sex because he won't take off the onesie.
Adm_Twigs 19
as a man that has a onesie yes there is a hole and they are really that comfy... I have a feeling my woman posted this.. .
Zimmington 21
#70- I'm surprised angry feminist haven't gotten on you for saying "my woman"
dreadbeat69 12
Just wear it backwards
Somuchart 3
@82 Don't judge, having it the normal way might work perfectly fine for op
an3ph 20
Do tell!
bubblyhayley 16
u just zip it down at the front. obv a guy wearing it...
Kamon97 23
Tell him it's either you or the onesie
Welshite 39
He'd probably opt for the onesie.
jdeezy01 13
I would
onlychildFTW 33
So would I. Who wouldn't??? They are awesome!
xnyletak 17
Desperate weather conditions calls for desperate measures.
meihua 19
Desperate enough to avoid sex? Maybe it's got a dropfront
xzanex 22
Looks like he might need to stop listening to Macklemore
MMWolves 7
Man has his priorities.
onlychildFTW 33
We'll those things are ridiculously comfy!
kinky44 28
We will? Try "well". It's bad enough not using punctuation, don't misuse it too.
kerbear1232 16
Try making sure it wasn't auto-correct first. This is a fun site people go to for laughs, not where they go to be belittled by jerks like you.
foxy_grampa 19
I'm sorry you're dating a man child
KylieG818 13
Family guy moment?
tukies 28
If it is like that onesie, I wouldn't take it off either. I would just go around shocking people.
hannahsnyder69 16
That's exactly what I was thinking. Love that episode
jdeezy01 13
He rocks onesie just for funzies.
zoepie 7
Treat him like the child he is acting like, no sex for him.
SweetasCandy0609 28
Apparently he doesn't care since OP said he won't take it off for sex.