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Today, I was proud when I started a confrontation with my best friend's brother because he is a sexist pig who treats women like crap. Six hours later my pride was gone: I made him an after-sex sandwich. FML

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Can i get a sandwich too?

#1 - On 11/30/2013 at 10:09am by boxbrandon11

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Was it voluntary or did he order you to the kitchen? That's the difference between YDI or FYL, I think.

#2 - On 11/30/2013 at 10:10am by Welshite

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