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Today, I met the guy I've been talking to online for two years in real life. He tried to convince me to have his children because they would be average height. He's a midget and I'm 6'2". This is the most romantic thing anybody has ever said to me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43724) - you deserved it (5385)

On 11/28/2013 at 11:34am - love - by heightdifference (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

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Love knows no boundaries.

#2 - On 11/28/2013 at 1:44pm by Welshite

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ask him if he could if he could get u free presents from Santa first.

#4 - On 11/28/2013 at 1:45pm by raww77

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