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Today, I took my girlfriend to a scary movie, hoping I could comfort her at a scary part. Instead when a scary part came on, she reacted by throwing up all over my lap and the person in front of us. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40545) - you deserved it (7921)

On 11/26/2013 at 12:50am - love - by xHoho (man) - United States (North Dakota)

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Did you comfort her when she threw up?

#4 - On 11/26/2013 at 6:09am by IllestRated

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Awh, she just wanted to make the scary part just a little bit more surprising

#6 - On 11/26/2013 at 6:11am by paigexox0

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