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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "our priorities aren't the same." Her priorities turned out to be getting into my coworker's pants. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40510) - you deserved it (2608)

On 11/24/2013 at 2:59pm - love - by bsulyingb (man) - United States

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Well change your priorities to her sister.

#4 - On 11/24/2013 at 8:21pm by underthesea12

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I would hope your priorities arent the same, I dont think your coworker would appreciate you trying to get in his pants.

#3 - On 11/24/2013 at 8:20pm by mackdeezy

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