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Today, I had the pleasure of driving in central London for the first time, to recover my drunk husband from his own brilliance, puking on the feet of Winston Churchill's statue in Parliament Square. At 4 am. FML


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On 11/03/2013 at 5:53pm - love - by I am not amused! (woman) - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

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Old Winston is well used to drunk idiots on and around his statue I'm sure!

#2 - On 11/04/2013 at 2:45am by DooleyFTW

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#1 - On 11/04/2013 at 2:43am by robbilee

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