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Today, my girlfriend got mad at me because I slept on the couch last night. She also seems to have forgotten that we had an argument last night, after which she stormed into our bedroom and locked me out. FML

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On 10/02/2013 at 7:16pm - love - by Couch Potato - United States (California)

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That's a pretty fucked defense mechanism.

#1 - On 10/03/2013 at 2:31am by MrConcise

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Has anyone else ever wondered how a woman would respond to being locked out of the bedroom because a guy got mad at her for something? I'm imagining the barrage of insults he would get.

#6 - On 10/03/2013 at 2:35am by AlittleSanity

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