Today, my husband and I switched phones by accident. I've already received several naked pictures from one of his co-workers. FML
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Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, I was showing my boss a picture on my phone. I didn’t expect her to take my phone from my hand and continue to flip through photos. I anxiously motioned for her to give my phone back, only to realize she had already swiped to my nude picture. FML
Today, I got jumped by five dudes who took my phone. On it I had naked pictures of myself. An hour later they sent the pictures to all of my contacts. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML
Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML
Today, my friend put my phone number on Craigslist. I still can't find the ad, but obviously everyone else can because I still haven't stopped receiving naked pictures. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months was showing me his new phone. He accidentally opened his gallery, which contains 3 photos: one of his motorcycle, one of his new game console, and a naked photo of his ex. FML
Today, my husband gave my cellphone number to his most obnoxious, creepiest friend. I've been drunken-dialed five times already. FML
Today, I heard vibrating from inside my husband's desk drawer. Since he's away for the weekend, I investigated. I found an unfamiliar cellphone with an inbound call. I answered it. Turns out, it was his mistress. Neither of us can get a hold of him. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a dick pic to my coach instead of my girlfriend. He sent one back. FML
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then000bster 16
Invite her over for dinner when, "the wife is gone"
Mister_Triangle 21
I immediately imagined it being a dude, and the pictures being some kind of ****** up inside joke taken to the extreme, and laughed. Then I realized they were probably from a women, and got sad.
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CloudBustah 20
Calmly walk up to him at night, show him the pictures, then knee him in the groin.
Tdrizzzzzly 19
Bear with me, I think a lot of his coworkers "knew him in the groin" :P
Tdrizzzzzly 19
Welp I look smart now, you corrected your comment. I retract. Touché
CloudBustah 20
Ah well, screw auto correct. They corrected my 'knee' to 'knew'. Your comment was hilarious, by the way.
IntoTheClouds 42
Ah, yes, because condoning violence is so wonderful and so mature, especially considering that there is absolutely NO indication that he sent nudes to his co-worker, or that he asked for nudes from his co-worker. Question: would you condone this if the OP was male, and his wife was receiving nudes from one of her co-workers? Would you recommend he punch her in the face?
NeighSoulSister 6
66- It's this thing called a joke. Have you heard of it?
thehumanlyhuman 7
Oh my lord 66, lighten up. I wonder what people like him/her do in their social life. Friend: Why did the chicken cross the road? 66: Does this mean you support chicken abuse? We have no proof that a chicken crossed the road. If it wasn't a chicken, would you still ask why it supposedly crossed the road?
then000bster 16
Invite her over for dinner when, "the wife is gone"
ShyAnn29 14
It didn't say it was a she, just a co-worker....
MissBubblesXoxo 17
Keep those as a proof OP!Those will help you divorce his cheating ass! Apparently, loyalty in a relationship is too much to ask for!
DocBastard 38
And according to the legendary soothsayer MissBubbles, getting naked pictures from a coworker is akin to cheating. OP has no idea if he's cheating.
IloveToLaugh143 21
He's in love with a stripper!! No one knows the song? Okay then...
uoeno_fml 20
I know the song, but it's irrelevant
kayydb7 14
Yeah, I don't think anyone knows the song. That's why you were thumbed down
gracehi 31
Doc, OP doesn't know for sure, but it's a pretty safe bet. If he has consented to receiving those nude pictures, then he is in an adulterous relationship, whether or not he's actually had any sort of sexual relations with this woman.
mFUNdo21 17
oh, you consent to receiving stuff? so if some random sends me nudes I've consented to receiving them?
gracehi 31
107, *sigh* No, not necessarily. That was the point of me using the word "consent." If he hasn't consented to being sent these nude photos, then he's not cheating he's being sexually harassed. If he HAS consented to receiving these nude photos, then that act alone is adultery. Seriously, it galls me what I have to spell out for people on here sometimes.
caden_bro 9
"Divorce his ass"? My father cheated on my mother. They went to counseling and such and are now a happier couple. There are solutions beyond the extreme.
Beepbeep7 14
But it still had to be in your mothers head.Though some people can work it out,others are not able to get the image out of their minds.It is not unreasonable to divorce or suggest divorce.You are supposed to build a relationship on trust and when that gets violated in such a manner sometimes you can't get it back.If it were me and he was actually involved with the coworker I would divorce him.
rebellionwars 11
Perfect.
Mister_Triangle 21
I immediately imagined it being a dude, and the pictures being some kind of ****** up inside joke taken to the extreme, and laughed. Then I realized they were probably from a women, and got sad.
pistachiopanda 19
I did this also.. Then I considered how wonderful it would be If op sent some in return. Sighs- nope, still sad.
mFUNdo21 17
ok. I'm going to include an unlikely yet possible explanation: this coworker is a psycho who is obsessed with OP's husband and sent the pics because she is desperate for his attention and maybe wants to ruin his marriage because she is jealous. this scenario is highly unlikely but minimally possible fyl OP if your husband is a cheating scumbag
goldensnitch0011 4
Haha this is exactly the reaction I had
jw90 18
44 you just pretty much described a movie
Tessa_11 19
Same!!! Hahahaha
mFUNdo21 17
65, which movie?
Treveyon56 14
I believe it's called Obsession.
mFUNdo21 17
the one with beyonce?
bunny911 16
Actually, there is a surprising number of movies with that exact plot. They range from the girlfriend's roommate to the husband's secretary. I've personally seen three movies of this type.
Wakachulak 22
Why is everyone assuming the coworker is female? Husband could be a closet case.
jrock9093 18
Wow at least you know you can get rid of the loser and find a real man remember to smile and that your beautiful like all women and you deserve the best
fatlemonjefferso 8
Yeah it's just that easy and painless....
articnights2 2
Wow thank you dr. Phil... Cough cough *kiss ass* cough
starile 19
Take notes, #85, because #6 probably gets way more action than you.
Sweet_Meli 11
This is a nice comment, it'll give OP a little encouragement. What's wrong with that?
Zebediabolical 43
I doubt it. Assholes get laid. Nice guys get married.
starile 19
Bitches love flattery.
fml121785 14
If you go to #6's profile, it's all girls who recently checked him out, probably because of that comment! ;) Well played sir!
WhiteCrimson 23
Damn. That is just sad. But look at both sides of the coin before you hit a homer. Ask him what the story is, she might be a stalker that is harassing him
junkman6 22
I had a stalker like this for a few months until she found a new guy to harass. I however told my girl about it as soon as it started so she was pissed at the stalker and not me. That just isn't something you try to keep hidden it'll never end well.
WhiteCrimson 23
Ever think about the fact that this could have been the first time it happened? I don't think so. It's jot like I am defending what he is doing. It's wrong beyond any reasonable doubt. Clearly there is a bit of a bias view on the matter here. Everyone should have a chance to explain their actions. No use rushing into things and regretting it later. And yes I agree he is an DICK HEAD if he is cheating ok matter the reason
brandoneyez1 25
I agree here. It's also possible, although I doubt it, that coincidentally she was accidentally sending them to the wrong person, or someone else got her phone and was vindictive. I just think she as his wife should know him well enough to know if its a lie or if possibly it's not what it seems... On the other hand if it is... He better wear armor cause he won't be a guy for long.
zandalee 19
Switch husbands love.
little_one 20
I didn't realize they are so easy to exchange, is there a husband store near you? She may need to check the return policy first on this one, he could be broken.
zandalee 19
;) or a little bit worn...
shy_and_bubbly 6
Show your husband the pic and bitch him out. then get a new husband
ShyAnn29 14
You definitely should confront him!
EmmaMK 35
Prepare yourself for as many outcomes as you can think of then calmly talk to him. If it is the worst news, keep your dignity, and remember you enter the conversation well prepared so you (may of) sorted yourself out financially a mentally first. Good luck.
brilliantideas 6
Hmmm. Print and distribute like those lost kitty posters. If you are kind, you can delete the face.
mFUNdo21 17
woah. slow down satan. though I really like this idea
Axipiter 24
I'd say it's a brilliant idea.
Melix 31
Why does this remind me of Amanda Todd o_o
BadKitty13 28
NO DELETING THE BITCH'S FACE !!
ElizabethNL93 20
Post those pics on Craigslist, and add her number as well