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Today, I invited my new girlfriend over for the first time. My roommate thought it would be funny to go on a porn site on my computer and leave it up. She saw it, freaked out, slapped me, and left. FML

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On 09/25/2013 at 3:23pm - love - by burb - Germany (Berlin)

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If your roommate doesn't fess up to her, you'll have some serious butt-whoopin' to do.

#1 - On 09/25/2013 at 5:56pm by thehumanlyhuman

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If she freaks out about guys watching porn, she's going to be single for a looong time.

#8 - On 09/25/2013 at 5:58pm by vipirius

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