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Today, my band informed me that our gig this afternoon was actually a wedding. Whose wedding? My ex-wife's, along with the guy she cheated on me with. For their first dance, I had to sing what used to be our song. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (75836) - you deserved it (4228)

On 08/19/2013 at 9:06am - love - by Love stinks (man) - United States

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You should play "Fuck you" by Eamon

#1 - On 08/19/2013 at 12:05pm by lizology101

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You should have ended it with "Fuck you, and goodnight".

#2 - On 08/19/2013 at 12:05pm by InfantryMan7861

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