Today, I discovered that my wife named our kids after her former lovers. We have two sons and a daughter. FML

by Anonymous / 08/03/2013 at 11:29pm / United States (Delaware) / Love

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  • holy shit, you mean she actually slept with other people before marrying you?! THREE of them? Fuck. And one of them was ....a woman? Never in all my days... You should put this unclean woman in the back yard and hose her down.

    #5 - On 08/04/2013 at 4:14am by feelingold

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  • Sounds like you don't talk to your wife enough. You should know she was/is in to women and you should know where your kids' names came from. That's on you, bud.

    #4 - On 08/04/2013 at 4:14am by CDobs

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