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Today, I watched my boyfriend flirt with a cashier and write down his number for her, through the liquor store window, while I sat in the car waiting for him to finish buying things for our "romantic movie night." FML

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And then you dumped him and took the liquor for yourself, right?

#5 - On 07/29/2013 at 4:52pm by etishuman22

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Bin him.

#2 - On 07/29/2013 at 4:52pm by thardak

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