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Today, I went to a dance and saw a really cute guy. Glow sticks were everywhere, so trying to be cute, I took a broken one and dripped some of the glowing liquid on my chest. It made him notice me, but only for him to point out that I'd managed to cut myself and was bleeding badly. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24028) - you deserved it (49750)

On 07/24/2013 at 12:05pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

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Your heart certainly bleeds for attention OP...

#2 - On 07/24/2013 at 4:35pm by thatnucca

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Why would that be a good idea? "okay, just let me drip some glowing toxic substance on my skin, nothing can go wrong with that"

#6 - On 07/24/2013 at 4:38pm by bazingabitches

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