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Today, I went to a dance and saw a really cute guy. Glow sticks were everywhere, so trying to be cute, I took a broken one and dripped some of the glowing liquid on my chest. It made him notice me, but only for him to point out that I'd managed to cut myself and was bleeding badly. FML
Your heart certainly bleeds for attention OP...
Why would that be a good idea? "okay, just let me drip some glowing toxic substance on my skin, nothing can go wrong with that"
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 17 October 2014