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Today, I was doing stand-up comedy at open mic. The guy I like started laughing, but before I hit my punch line. Apparently, when I was speaking, I was occasionally spitting, and in the very bright light it was easy to see my spit hitting people in the face. They kept a tally. FML


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On 07/17/2013 at 6:06am - love - by sucker and suckatash/say don't spray - United States (Hawaii)

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You didn't say HOW you were gonna make people laugh, so I say you succeeded in doing exact what comedians are supposed to do!

#1 - On 07/17/2013 at 10:29am by BubbleGrunge

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I suppose you've mastered the art of the...spit-take.

#2 - On 07/17/2013 at 10:30am by VasiIisa

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