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Today, my girlfriend of six weeks dumped me when she learned that Macedonia, where I was born, is in Europe. Apparently, she thought that I was "Asian" and she doesn't want to date a "white guy." Yeah, I'm totally confused too. FML

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On 07/14/2013 at 4:08pm - love - by WTF (man) - United States (Michigan)

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I don't know what it is with people and racism.

#1 - On 07/14/2013 at 8:50pm by Fmlano

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Obviously she wants to date and procreate with someone who's Asian because her intelligence is so incredibly lacking. That's the only thing I can come up with.

#2 - On 07/14/2013 at 8:54pm by DrSo

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